Sunday, 6 September 2026

A cat cafe for Prospero's Dream

Wardens! Cat-obsessed? Are your players or their PCs? Shouldn't you/they be? 

Fear not! Cuddly cats are available for a reasonable fee on Prospero's Dream station!

“Cyber-Cat-Fey”

Location: wherever it works out best…

Building Description: Squat cylindrical new building made of white and grey banded plasteel, emblazoned with its logo and sign advertising its name.

Owner: Cedar Oversong, they/them, 30s, fit, beautiful features, surgical mods to look like an elf with silvery hair. Serious and businesslike.

5 cr entry; drinks etc. 2 cr.

Description of interior: Slick, clean décor of white and grey banded plasteel with curving architecture that has no sharp angles. The walls are decorated with diverse, flickering holo-art images of cyber-cats [PICS]. A small, cat-accessible counter monitored by a teenage girl (Calypso; friendly and competent; cat-crazy) with pigtails and rosy cheeks serves customers warm drinks and snacks. A 3D maze of platforms, tubes, vents, climbing walls and other challenges encases the main room. Green plants are ensconced into nooks here and there. Catnip incense pervades the air, covering odors from the multitude of litter boxes. Soft electronica music plays.

Cats: roll 1d5 cats on 1d10 table, to see who's around:

0. “Booster”: Synthetic black cat with mini-turbojets enabling incredible zoomies; mischievous.

1. “Dopey”: Sleepy grey-black tabby, napping 80% of time.

2. “Chantal”: Ginger tabby female; cybermods allow her to warble recent cyberpop hits; very affectionate.

3. “Mr. Nude”: Hairless synthetic cat with bright neon pink skin; curious.

4. “Sockit”: Big, burly white cat with bright blue eyes, likes to fight (play or real).

5. “Gwar”: Obese mottled cat always looking for treats but accepts scritches.

6. “Jemma”: Modified to have sparkling stars over silky hide. Aloof.

7. “Razor”: Hissy grey longhair cat, aggressive (to non-cats, mostly), at best standoffish; does jump-scare attacks.

8. “K-000”: Fully robotic, matte black kitten who is playful but very clumsy; can speak but has mind of an 8 year old.

9. “Swoopz”: Cyber-winged, feathered calico. Social but not affectionate.


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A cat cafe for Prospero's Dream

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